About Us
Joker Takeaway is a Pizza takeaway in Walton-on-Thames. Why don't you try our Al Capone Burger or Potato Skins Topping?
Menu
2 x 9” pizzas
£17.95
Any 9" Pizza, Any Side, Ciabatta Garlic Bread., Coleslaw and Can of Drink.
£17.95
2 x 15” pizzas
£23.95
Any 15" Pizza, 2 Sides, Ciabatta Garlic Bread, Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese and 1.25L Bottle of Drink.
£29.95
3 x 12" Pizzas and 1.25L Bottle of Drink.
£29.95
3 x 9" Pizzas and 1.25L Bottle of Drink.
£25.95
Monday-Thursday Only!
£13.95
2 x 12” pizzas
£21.95
3 x 15" Pizzas and 1.25L Bottle of Drink.
£34.95
Any 12" Pizza, Any Side, Ciabatta Garlic Bread, Coleslaw, Mixed Salad and 1.25L Bottle of Drink.
£24.95
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
£9.95
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
£5.95
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
£7.95
Any burger from menu
Chips
Can of soft drink
£9.95
Any burger from menu
Chips
Can of soft drink
£8.95
Any kebab wrap from menu, chips, can of soft drink
£10.95
Any kebab wrap from menu, chips, can of soft drink
£9.95
10 Chicken Nuggets, Chips, Can of Soft Drink
£7.95
Box of Popcorn Chicken, Chips, Can of Soft Drink
£8.95
5 Hot Wings, Chips, Can of Soft Drink
£7.95
6 Mini Fillets, Chips, Can of Soft Drink
£8.95
1 Topping, Kids Fruit Juice
£6.95
6 Chicken Nuggets, Chips, Kids Fruit Juice
£6.95
6 Popcorn Chicken, Chips, Kids Fruit Juice
£6.95
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£11.50
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£13.50
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£15.50
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£12.30
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£14.30
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£16.30
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£12.30
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£14.30
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£16.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£12.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£14.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£16.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£12.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£14.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£16.30
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£12.30
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£14.30
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£16.30
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£12.30
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£14.30
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£16.30
Cheese & tomato sauce
£9.90
Cheese & tomato sauce
£11.90
Cheese & tomato sauce
£13.90
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£12.30
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£14.30
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£16.30
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£11.50
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£13.50
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£15.50
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£12.30
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£14.30
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£16.30
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£12.30
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£14.30
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£16.30
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£11.50
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£13.50
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£15.50
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£12.30
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£14.30
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£16.30
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£12.30
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£14.30
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£16.30
Monday-Thursday Only!
£13.95
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£12.30
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£14.30
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£16.30
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£12.30
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£14.30
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£16.30
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£12.30
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£14.30
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£16.30
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£12.90
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£14.90
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£16.90
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£12.30
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£14.30
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£16.30
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£12.90
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£14.90
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£16.90
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£12.30
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£14.30
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£16.30
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with garlic sauce, cheese and kebab meat.
£6.45
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with garlic sauce, cheese and kebab meat.
£7.45
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, bacon and onion rings.
£6.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, bacon and onion rings.
£7.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, ham, bacon and a fried egg.
£7.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, ham, bacon and a fried egg.
£8.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger with BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni and a fried egg.
£7.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger with BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni and a fried egg.
£8.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with bacon and cheese, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£6.45
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with bacon and cheese, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£7.45
Charcoal grilled beef burger served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£5.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£6.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, ham and pineapple.
£6.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, ham and pineapple.
£7.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£6.25
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£7.25
Charcoal grilled beef burger with chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers and onion rings.
£6.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger with chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers and onion rings.
£7.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with bacon, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£6.25
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with bacon, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£7.25
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, chicken strips, doner kebab meat and onion rings.
£7.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, chicken strips, doner kebab meat and onion rings.
£8.95
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with BBQ sauce, cheese and onion rings.
£6.95
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with BBQ sauce, cheese and onion rings.
£7.95
Charcoal grilled chicken burger served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£6.45
Charcoal grilled chicken burger served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£7.45
Vegetarian burger topped with cheese and onion rings.
£6.25
Vegetarian burger topped with cheese and onion rings.
£7.25
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings and jalapenos.
£6.95
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings and jalapenos.
£7.95
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with mayonnaise, cheese, bacon and onion rings.
£7.45
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with mayonnaise, cheese, bacon and onion rings.
£8.45
Chicken kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£8.95
Chicken kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£9.95
Chips wrapped in flat bread.
£5.95
Chips wrapped in flat bread.
£6.95
Chicken and lamb donner kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£9.95
Chicken and lamb donner kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£10.95
Doner kebab meat served with chips.
£6.95
Doner kebab meat served with chips.
£7.95
Fresh salad wrapped in flat bread.
£5.95
Fresh salad wrapped in flat bread.
£6.95
Sliced lamb donner kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£7.95
Sliced lamb donner kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£8.95
Doner kebab meat served with chips and salad.
£7.95
Doner kebab meat served with chips and salad.
£8.95
200g portion of fresh coleslaw.
£2.45
Half rack of BBQ ribs.
£6.95
10 pieces served with 1 dip.
£4.95
Toasted ciabatta bread with garlic butter.
£3.45
10 breaded onion rings served with 1 dip.
£4.95
Seasoned twister fries served with 1 dip.
£4.95
Lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and red cabbage.
£3.45
Toasted ciabatta bread with garlic butter and melted cheese.
£4.45
Crispy chips served with 1 dip.
£3.95
Pizza base topped with garlic butter and melted cheese.
£5.95
6 spicy chicken wings.
£5.95
10 chicken nuggets served with 1 dip.
£4.95
Crispy chips topped with melted cheese.
£4.95
6 breaded mini chicken fillets.
£6.95
6 jalapenos filled with cream cheese.
£4.95
6 pieces of macaroni pasta in mozzarella and cheddar cheese sauce coated in crispy breadcrumbs, served with 1 dip.
£5.95
6 chicken wings coated in BBQ sauce.
£5.95
Crispy bite sized chicken pieces.
£6.95
6 mozzarella sticks served with 1 dip.
£4.95
Pizza base topped with garlic butter.
£4.95
3 Mozzarella Sticks, 3 Jalapeno Cream Cheese, 5 Onion Rings, 5 Breaded Garlic Mushrooms, Twister Fries and 2 Dips
£10.95
3 Spicy Wings, 3 Bbq Wings, 3 Mini Fillets, 3 Chicken Nuggets, Popcorn Chicken and 2 Dips
£10.95
6 Mini Fillets, 6 Chicken Nuggets, 2 Chips, Popcorn Chicken, 2 Coleslaw, 4 Dips, Bottle of Soft Drink
£19.95
6 Bbq Wings and Half Rack Ribs
£10.95
Sauce dip pot.
£0.45
1.25L
£3.50
1.25L
£3.50
Sparkling Orange Fruit Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners.
£1.50
Sparkling Soft Drink with Plant Extracts
£1.50
Apple or Orange
£0.95
330ml
£1.50
Mineral Water 500ml
£1.50
Sparkling Fruit Flavour Soft Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners.
£1.50
Sparkling Lemon-Lime Flavour Low Calorie Soft Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners
£1.50
Sparkling Low Calorie Soft Drink with Plant Extracts with Sweeteners.
£1.50
Sparkling Cherry Flavour Soft Drink with Plant Extracts.
£1.50
Sparkling Soft Drink with Plant Extracts
£3.50
Sparkling Low Calorie Soft Drink with Plant Extracts with Sweeteners
£3.50
460ml tub of Haagen-Dazs ice cream.
£6.95
Banana and toffee pie topped with cream.
£3.95
Rich chocolate sponge cake with chocolate fudge.
£3.95
Creamy cheesecake with strawberry and white chocolate.
£3.95
Find Us
London
44D Terrace Road, London, KT122Opening Hours
| Monday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
|---|---|
| Tuesday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Wednesday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Thursday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Friday | 17:00 - 23:45 |
| Saturday | 17:00 - 23:45 |
| Sunday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Monday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
|---|---|
| Tuesday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Wednesday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Thursday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Friday | 17:00 - 23:45 |
| Saturday | 17:00 - 23:45 |
| Sunday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
Delivery times may vary