About Us
Joker Takeaway is a Pizza takeaway in Walton-on-Thames. Why don't you try our Al Capone Burger or Potato Skins Topping?
Reviews
68 reviews
Elaine
"Hot & Enjoyable food"
09/07/2022
Daniel
"As usual the best food in town. Kebabs are amazing, burgers are so nice, and they are always fresh too."
25/06/2022
Linda
"Amazing service and food as always"
23/06/2022
Elaine
"Very nice hot food throughout 👍"
22/06/2022
Menu
Joker Special Pizza 09" Regular
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£12.90
Joker Special Pizza 12" Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£14.90
Joker Special Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£16.90
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza 09" Regular
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£12.30
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza 12" Large
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£14.30
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza 15" X-Large
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£16.30
Meaty Volcano Pizza 09" Regular
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£12.90
Meaty Volcano Pizza 12" Large
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£14.90
Meaty Volcano Pizza 15" X-Large
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£16.90
Mexican Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
Hot
£12.30
Mexican Hot Pizza 12" Large
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
Hot
£14.30
Mexican Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
Hot
£16.30
Chicken Feast Pizza 09" Regular
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£12.30
Chicken Feast Pizza 12" Large
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£14.30
Chicken Feast Pizza 15" X-Large
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£16.30
Continental Pizza 09" Regular
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£12.30
Continental Pizza 12" Large
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£14.30
Continental Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£16.30
Vegetarian Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
Vegetarian
Hot
£12.30
Vegetarian Hot Pizza 12" Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
Vegetarian
Hot
£14.30
Vegetarian Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
Vegetarian
Hot
£16.30
American Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£12.30
American Hot Pizza 12" Large
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£14.30
American Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£16.30
Any Pizza Any Size
Mon-Thurs. from menu.
Excludes stuffed crust.
Excludes stuffed crust.
£12.95
Kebab Pizza 09" Regular
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£12.30
Kebab Pizza 12" Large
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£14.30
Kebab Pizza 15" X-Large
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£16.30
San Francisco Pizza 09" Regular
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£12.30
San Francisco Pizza 12" Large
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£14.30
San Francisco Pizza 15" X-Large
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£16.30
Matador Pizza 09" Regular
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£12.30
Matador Pizza 12" Large
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£14.30
Matador Pizza 15" X-Large
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£16.30
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza 09" Regular
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£12.30
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza 12" Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£14.30
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza 15" X-Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£16.30
Chicken Supreme Pizza 09" Regular
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£11.50
Chicken Supreme Pizza 12" Large
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£13.50
Chicken Supreme Pizza 15" X-Large
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£15.50
New Yorker Pizza 09" Regular
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£12.30
New Yorker Pizza 12" Large
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£14.30
New Yorker Pizza 15" X-Large
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£16.30
Margherita Pizza 09" Regular
Cheese & tomato sauce
£9.90
Margherita Pizza 12" Large
Cheese & tomato sauce
£11.90
Margherita Pizza 15" X-Large
Cheese & tomato sauce
£13.90
You Make It, We Bake It Pizza 09" Regular
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£12.30
You Make It, We Bake It Pizza 12" Large
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£14.30
You Make It, We Bake It Pizza 15" X-Large
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£16.30
Hawaiian Pizza 09" Regular
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£11.50
Hawaiian Pizza 12" Large
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£13.50
Hawaiian Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£15.50
Meat Feast Pizza 09" Regular
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£12.30
Meat Feast Pizza 12" Large
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£14.30
Meat Feast Pizza 15" X-Large
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£16.30
BBQ Chicken Pizza 09" Regular
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£12.30
BBQ Chicken Pizza 12" Large
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£14.30
BBQ Chicken Pizza 15" X-Large
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£16.30
Texas BBQ Pizza 09" Regular
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£12.30
Texas BBQ Pizza 12" Large
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£14.30
Texas BBQ Pizza 15" X-Large
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£16.30
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 09" Regular
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£11.50
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 12" Large
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£13.50
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 15" X-Large
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£15.50
Tandoori Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£12.30
Tandoori Hot Pizza 12" Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£14.30
Tandoori Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£16.30
Double Deal Large
Any 2 pizzas from menu, stuffed crust excluded
£19.95
Double Deal Regular
Any 2 pizzas from menu, stuffed crust excluded
£15.95
Double Deal X-Large
Any 2 pizzas from menu, stuffed crust excluded
£21.95
Meal Deal 2
Any large pizza from menu, stuffed crust excluded
Coleslaw
Mixed salad
Side order
Ciabatta garlic bread
Bottle of soft drink
Coleslaw
Mixed salad
Side order
Ciabatta garlic bread
Bottle of soft drink
£20.95
Meal Deal 1
Any regular pizza from menu, stuffed crust excluded
Coleslaw
Side order
Ciabatta garlic bread
Can of soft drink
Coleslaw
Side order
Ciabatta garlic bread
Can of soft drink
£15.95
Pizza Party Large
Any 3 pizzas
Bottle of soft drink
Bottle of soft drink
£26.95
Pizza Party X-Large
Any 3 pizzas
Bottle of soft drink
Bottle of soft drink
£30.95
Pizza Party Regular
Any 3 pizzas
Bottle of soft drink
Bottle of soft drink
£23.95
Meal Deal 3
Any x-large pizza from menu, stuffed crust excluded
2 Side orders
Ciabatta garlic bread
Garlic pizza bread with cheese
Bottle of soft drink
2 Side orders
Ciabatta garlic bread
Garlic pizza bread with cheese
Bottle of soft drink
£25.95
Bacon & Cheese Burger 1/4 Pounder
£4.95
Bacon & Cheese Burger 1/2 Pounder
£5.95
Bacon Burger 1/4 Pounder
£4.75
Bacon Burger 1/2 Pounder
£5.75
Godfather Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, ham, bacon & fried egg
£5.95
Godfather Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, ham, bacon & fried egg
£6.95
Jumbo Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, strips of chicken & doner kebab & onion rings
£5.95
Jumbo Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, strips of chicken & doner kebab & onion rings
£6.95
Tropical Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, ham & pineapple
£5.25
Tropical Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, ham & pineapple
£6.25
Cheese Burger 1/4 Pounder
£4.75
Cheese Burger 1/2 Pounder
£5.75
Classic American Burger 1/4 Pounder
£4.45
Classic American Burger 1/2 Pounder
£5.45
Joker Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, bacon & onion rings
£5.25
Joker Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, bacon & onion rings
£6.25
Kebab Burger 1/4 Pounder
With garlic sauce, cheese & kebab meat
£4.95
Kebab Burger 1/2 Pounder
With garlic sauce, cheese & kebab meat
£5.95
Mexican Beef Burger 1/4 Pounder
With chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers & onion rings
£5.25
Mexican Beef Burger 1/2 Pounder
With chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers & onion rings
£6.25
Al Capone Burger 1/4 Pounder
With BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni & fried egg
£5.95
Al Capone Burger 1/2 Pounder
With BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni & fried egg
£6.95
Chicken Deluxe Burger Small
With mayonnaise, cheese, bacon & onion rings
£5.95
Chicken Deluxe Burger Large
With mayonnaise, cheese, bacon & onion rings
£6.95
Classic Chicken Burger Small
£4.95
Classic Chicken Burger Large
£5.95
Veggie Burger Small
With cheese & onion rings
£4.75
Veggie Burger Large
With cheese & onion rings
£5.75
Texas BBQ Chicken Burger Small
BBQ sauce, cheese & onion rings
£5.45
Texas BBQ Chicken Burger Large
BBQ sauce, cheese & onion rings
£6.45
Mexican Chicken Burger Small
Chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings, jalapeno
£5.45
Mexican Chicken Burger Large
Chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings, jalapeno
£6.45
Chicken Kebab Wrap Regular
£6.45
Chicken Kebab Wrap With Cheese
£7.45
Meat & Chips with Salad Regular
£5.95
Meat & Chips with Salad With Cheese
£6.95
Meat & Chips Regular
£4.95
Meat & Chips With Cheese
£5.45
Lamb Donner Kebab Wrap Regular
£5.95
Lamb Donner Kebab Wrap With Cheese
£6.95
Mixed Chicken & Lamb Donner Wrap Regular
£6.95
Mixed Chicken & Lamb Donner Wrap With Cheese
£7.95
Salad Wrap Regular
£4.45
Salad Wrap With Cheese
£4.95
Chips & Bread Wrap Regular
£4.45
Chips & Bread Wrap With Cheese
£4.95
Burger Meal 1/2 Pounder
Any burger from menu
Chips
Can of soft drink
Chips
Can of soft drink
£7.95
Burger Meal 1/4 Pounder
Any burger from menu
Chips
Can of soft drink
Chips
Can of soft drink
£6.95
Kid's Popcorn Chicken
6 Popcorn chicken, chips, kids fruit juice
£4.95
Kid's 7" Cheese & Tomato Pizza
1 Topping, kids fruit juice
£4.95
Kid's Chicken Nuggets
6 Chicken nuggets, chips, kids fruit juice
£4.95
Kebab Meal With Cheese
Any kebab wrap from menu, chips, can of soft drink
£8.95
Kebab Meal Regular
Any kebab wrap from menu, chips, can of soft drink
£7.95
Chips
Plus 1 dip
£2.45
Spicy Twister Fries
Plus 1 dip
£3.45
Chicken Nuggets
10pcs plus 1 dip
£4.95
Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese
£5.95
Mac & Cheese
6pcs plus 1 dip
Macaroni pasta in a mozzarella & cheddar cheese sauce coated in crispy bread crumbs
Macaroni pasta in a mozzarella & cheddar cheese sauce coated in crispy bread crumbs
£4.95
Coleslaw
200gr
£1.95
BBQ Chicken Wings
6pcs
£4.95
Mixed Salad
Lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber & red cabbage
£2.95
Onion Rings
10pcs plus 1 dip
£3.45
Mini Chicken Fillets
6pcs
£5.95
Dips
£0.45
BBQ Ribs
1/2 Rack
£5.95
Breaded Mozzarella Sticks
6pcs plus 1 dip
£4.95
Hot Chicken Wings
6pcs
£4.95
Ciabatta Garlic Bread
£2.95
Garlic Pizza Bread
£4.95
Jalapeno Cream Cheese
6pcs
£4.95
Chips with Cheese
£3.45
Popcorn Chicken
£5.95
Ciabatta Garlic Bread with Cheese
£3.95
Breaded Garlic Mushrooms
6pcs plus 1 dip
£4.35
Veggie Platter
3 Mozzarella sticks, 3 jalapeno cream cheese, 5 onion rings, 5 breaded garlic mushrooms, twister fries & 2 dips
£8.95
Boneless Platter
6 Mini fillets, 6 chicken nuggets, 2 chips, popcorn chicken, 2 coleslaw, 4 dips, bottle of soft drink
£17.95
Wings & Ribs Platter
6 BBQ wings & half rack ribs
£8.95
Chicken Platter
3 Spicy wings, 3 BBQ wings, 3 mini fillets, 3 chicken nuggets, popcorn chicken & 2 dips
£8.95
Kids Fruit Juice 200ml
Apple or Orange
£0.85
Mineral Water 500ml
£1.25
Cans 330ml
£1.25
Bottles 1.25-1.5ltr
£2.95
Strawberry & White Chocolate Cheesecake
£3.95
Banoffee Cream Pie
£3.95
Haagen-dazs Ice Cream
460ml
£5.95
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£3.95
Mini Fillet Meal
6 Mini fillets, chips, can of soft drink
£6.95
Popcorn Chicken Meal
Box of popcorn chicken, chips, can of soft drink
£6.95
Nuggets Meal
10 Chicken nuggets, chips, can of soft drink
£6.45
Wings Meal
5 Hot wings, chips, can of soft drink
£6.45
Collection Saver Offer X-large 15"
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
Excludes stuffed crust
£9.95
Collection Saver Offer Regular 9"
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
Excludes stuffed crust
£5.95
Collection Saver Offer Large 12"
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
Excludes stuffed crust
£7.95
Contact Us
Find Us
44D Terrace Road, Walton-on-Thames, KT122SA
Opening Hours
Monday
17:00 - 23:00
Tuesday
17:00 - 23:00
Wednesday
17:00 - 23:00
Thursday
17:00 - 23:00
Friday
17:00 - 23:00
Saturday
12:00 - 23:00
Sunday
12:00 - 23:00
Please note, delivery times may vary.
We deliver to
KT10, KT12, KT13, KT8, TW16, TW17