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Joker Takeaway is a Pizza takeaway in Walton-on-Thames. Why don't you try our Al Capone Burger or Potato Skins Topping?

Reviews

180 reviews

Chris

"Always good quality, always reliable, always good value."
12/07/2020

D

"Brilliant as always"
28/06/2020

Thomas

"Great place for takeaway food. Always comes piping hot and we don't even live that close to the place. Great service cheers again for a great meal!!!!"
28/06/2020

Daniel

"Would definitely recommend joker takeaway"
26/06/2020

Menu

Chicken Deluxe Burger Large
With mayonnaise, cheese, bacon & onion rings
£6.45
Chicken Deluxe Burger Small
With mayonnaise, cheese, bacon & onion rings
£5.45
Al Capone Burger 1/2 Pounder
With BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni & fried egg
£6.45
Al Capone Burger 1/4 Pounder
With BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni & fried egg
£5.45
Bacon & Cheeseburger 1/2 Pounder
£5.45
Bacon & Cheeseburger 1/4 Pounder
£4.45
Bacon Burger 1/2 Pounder
£5.25
Bacon Burger 1/4 Pounder
£4.25
Cheeseburger 1/2 Pounder
£5.25
Cheeseburger 1/4 Pounder
£4.25
Classic American Burger 1/2 Pounder
£4.95
Classic American Burger 1/4 Pounder
£3.95
Classic Chicken Burger Large
£5.45
Classic Chicken Burger Small
£4.45
Godfather Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, ham, bacon & fried egg
£6.45
Godfather Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, ham, bacon & fried egg
£5.45
Joker Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, bacon & onion rings
£5.75
Joker Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, bacon & onion rings
£4.75
Jumbo Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, strips of chicken & donner kebab & onion rings
£6.45
Jumbo Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, strips of chicken & donner kebab & onion rings
£5.45
Kebab Burger 1/2 Pounder
With garlic sauce, cheese & kebab meat
£5.45
Kebab Burger 1/4 Pounder
With garlic sauce, cheese & kebab meat
£4.45
Mexican Beef Burger 1/2 Pounder
With chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers & onion rings
£5.75
Mexican Beef Burger 1/4 Pounder
With chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers & onion rings
£4.75
Mexican Chicken Burger Large
Chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings, jalapeno
£5.95
Mexican Chicken Burger Small
Chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings, jalapeno
£4.95
Veggie Burger - Small
With cheese & onion rings
£4.25
Tropical Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, ham & pineapple
£5.75
Tropical Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, ham & pineapple
£4.75
Texas BBQ Chicken Burger Large
BBQ sauce, cheese & onion rings
£5.95
Texas BBQ Chicken Burger Small
BBQ sauce, cheese & onion rings
£4.95
Tandoori Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£11.30
Tandoori Hot Pizza 12" Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£13.30
Tandoori Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£15.30
Texas BBQ Pizza 09" Regular
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£11.30
Texas BBQ Pizza 12" Large
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£13.30
Texas BBQ Pizza 15" X-Large
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£15.30
You Make It, We Bake It Pizza 09" Regular
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£11.30
You Make It, We Bake It Pizza 12" Large
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£13.30
You Make It, We Bake It Pizza 15" X-Large
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£15.30
Vegetarian Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£11.30
Vegetarian Hot Pizza 12" Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£13.30
Vegetarian Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£15.30
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza 09" Regular
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£11.30
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza 12" Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£13.30
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza 15" X-Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£15.30
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza 09" Regular
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£11.30
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza 12" Large
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£13.30
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza 15" X-Large
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£15.30
Mexican Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£11.30
Mexican Hot Pizza 12" Large
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£13.30
Mexican Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£15.30
Meaty Volcano Pizza 09" Regular
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£11.90
Meaty Volcano Pizza 12" Large
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£13.90
Meaty Volcano Pizza 15" X-Large
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£15.90
New Yorker Pizza 09" Regular
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£11.30
New Yorker Pizza 12" Large
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£13.30
New Yorker Pizza 15" X-Large
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£15.30
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 09" Regular
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£10.50
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 12" Large
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£12.50
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 15" X-Large
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£14.50
San Francisco Pizza 09" Regular
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£11.30
San Francisco Pizza 12" Large
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£13.30
San Francisco Pizza 15" X-Large
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£15.30
Italian Passion Pizza 09" Regular
Salami, onion, garlic, black olives & sundried tomato
£11.30
Italian Passion Pizza 12" Large
Salami, onion, garlic, black olives & sundried tomato
£13.30
Italian Passion Pizza 15" X-Large
Salami, onion, garlic, black olives & sundried tomato
£15.30
Kebab Pizza 09" Regular
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£11.30
Kebab Pizza 12" Large
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£13.30
Kebab Pizza 15" X-Large
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£15.30
Margherita Pizza 09" Regular
Cheese & tomato sauce
£8.90
Margherita Pizza 12" Large
Cheese & tomato sauce
£10.90
Margherita Pizza 15" X-Large
Cheese & tomato sauce
£12.90
Matador Pizza 09" Regular
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£11.30
Matador Pizza 12" Large
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£13.30
Matador Pizza 15" X-Large
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£15.30
Joker Special Pizza 09" Regular
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & cherry tomato
£11.90
Joker Special Pizza 12" Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & cherry tomato
£13.90
Joker Special Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & cherry tomato
£15.90
Meat Feast Pizza 09" Regular
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£11.30
Meat Feast Pizza 12" Large
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£13.30
Meat Feast Pizza 15" X-Large
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£15.30
Hawaiian Pizza 09" Regular
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£10.50
Hawaiian Pizza 12" Large
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£12.50
Hawaiian Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£14.50
Continental Pizza 09" Regular
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£11.30
Continental Pizza 12" Large
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£13.30
Continental Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£15.30
BBQ Chicken Pizza 09" Regular
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£11.30
BBQ Chicken Pizza 12" Large
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£13.30
BBQ Chicken Pizza 15" X-Large
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£15.30
American Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£11.30
American Hot Pizza 12" Large
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£13.30
American Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£15.30
Chicken Feast Pizza 09" Regular
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£11.30
Chicken Feast Pizza 12" Large
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£13.30
Chicken Feast Pizza 15" X-Large
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£15.30
Chicken Supreme Pizza 09" Regular
Plain chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£10.50
Chicken Supreme Pizza 12" Large
Plain chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£12.50
Chicken Supreme Pizza 15" X-Large
Plain chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£14.50
Chicken Side Platter
3 spicy wings, 3 BBQ wings, 3 mini fillets, 3 chicken nuggets, popcorn chicken & 2 dips
£7.95
Veggie Side Platter
3 mozzarella sticks, 3 jalapeno cream cheese, 5 onion rings, 5 breaded garlic mushrooms, twister fries & 2 dips
£7.95
Wings & Ribs Side Platter
6 BBQ wings & half rack ribs
£7.95
Continental Pizza 09"
Continental Pizza 12"
Chips with Cheese - Side
Italian Passion Pizza 09"
Italian Passion Pizza 12"
Italian Passion Pizza 15"
Hawaiian Pizza 09"
Hawaiian Pizza 12"
Hawaiian Pizza 15"
BBQ Chicken Pizza 09"
BBQ Chicken Pizza 12"
BBQ Chicken Pizza 15"
Breaded Mozzarella Sticks (6) - Side
Breaded Garlic Mushrooms - Side
American Hot Pizza 12"
American Hot Pizza 15"
Chicken Nuggets - Side
Chicken Supreme Pizza 09"
Chicken Supreme Pizza 12"
Chicken Supreme Pizza 15"
Chips - Side
Chicken Feast Pizza 09"
Chicken Feast Pizza 12"
Chicken Feast Pizza 15"
New Yorker Pizza 09"
New Yorker Pizza 12"
New Yorker Pizza 15"
Onion Rings (10) - Side
Mexican Hot Pizza (H) 09"
Mexican Hot Pizza (H) 12"
Mexican Hot Pizza (H) 15"
Spicy Twister Fries - Side
Tandoori Hot Pizza 09"
Tandoori Hot Pizza 12"
Tandoori Hot Pizza 15"
San Francisco Pizza 09"
San Francisco Pizza 12"
San Francisco Pizza 15"
Spicy Potato Wedges - Side
Potato Skins Topping Bacon
Potato Skins Topping Baked Beans
Potato Skins Topping Chicken
Potato Skins Topping Ham
Potato Skins Topping Mushroom
Potato Skins Topping Onion
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 09"
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 12"
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 15"
Potato Skins (4)
Joker Special Pizza 09"
Joker Special Pizza 12"
Joker Special Pizza 15"
Kebab Pizza 09"
Kebab Pizza 12"
Kebab Pizza 15"
Margherita Pizza (V) 09"
Margherita Pizza (V) 12"
Margherita Pizza (V) 15"
Matador Pizza 09"
Matador Pizza 12"
Matador Pizza 15"
Meaty Volcano Pizza 09"
Meaty Volcano Pizza 12"
Meaty Volcano Pizza 15"
Meat Feast Pizza 09"
Meat Feast Pizza 12"
Meat Feast Pizza 15"
Vegetarian Hot Pizza (V) (H) 09"
Vegetarian Hot Pizza (V) (H) 12"
Vegetarian Hot Pizza (V) (H) 15"
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza (V) 09"
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza (V) 12"
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza (V) 15"
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza (V) 09"
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza (V) 12"
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza (V) 15"
Texas BBQ Pizza 09"
Texas BBQ Pizza 12"
Texas BBQ Pizza 15"
Topping Black Olives
Topping Cherry Tomato
Topping Chorizo Sausage
Topping Donner Meat
Topping Garlic
Topping Green Pepper
Topping Ham
Topping Jalapeno
Topping Mushroom
Topping Onion
Topping Pepperoni
Topping Pineapple
Topping Plain Chicken
Topping Red Pepper
Topping Salami
Topping Smoky Bacon
Topping Spicy Beef
Topping Spicy Chicken
Topping Sweetcorn
No Dip
Banoffee Cream Pie
£3.45
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£3.45
Strawberry & White Chocolate Cheesecake
£3.45
Chips with Cheese
£2.95
Garlic Pizza Bread
£3.95
Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese
£4.95
Ciabatta Garlic Bread
£2.45
Ciabatta Garlic Bread with Cheese
£3.45
Coleslaw
200g
£1.95
Breaded Garlic Mushrooms (10)
Plus 1 dip
£4.35
BBQ Chicken Wings (6)
£4.45
BBQ Ribs Half Rack
£4.95
Breaded Mozzarella Sticks (6)
Plus 1 dip
£4.35
Chicken Nuggets (10)
Plus 1 dip
£4.45
Jalapeno Cream Cheese (6)
£4.35
Popcorn Chicken
£5.35
Mini Chicken Fillets (6)
£5.35
Mac & Cheese (6)
Macaroni pasta in a mozzarella & cheddar cheese sauce coated in crispy breadcrumbs. Plus 1 dip
£4.35
Mixed Salad
Lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber & red cabbage
£2.95
Onion Rings (10)
Plus 1 dip
£3.45
Peking Duck Spring Rolls (6)
Shredded duck, spring onion, carrot julienne & hoisin sauce. Plus 1 dip
£4.35
Spicy Twister Fries
Plus 1 dip
£3.45
Chips Small
With 1 dip
£1.45
Chips Large
With 1 dip
£2.45
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml) Belgian Chocolate
£5.45
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml) Cookies & Cream
£5.45
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml) Pralines & Cream
£5.45
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml) Strawberry Cheesecake
£5.45
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml) Vanilla
£5.45
Meat & Chips Regular
Comes in box
£4.45
Meat & Chips With Cheese
Comes in box
£4.95
Meat & Chips with Salad Regular
Comes in box
£5.75
Meat & Chips with Salad With Cheese
Comes in box
£6.25
Lamb Donner Kebab Wrap Regular
£5.75
Lamb Donner Kebab Wrap With Cheese
£6.25
Salad Wrap Regular
£3.95
Salad Wrap With Cheese
£4.45
Mixed Chicken & Lamb Donner Wrap Regular
£6.45
Mixed Chicken & Lamb Donner Wrap With Cheese
£6.95
Chicken Kebab Wrap Regular
£5.95
Chicken Kebab Wrap With Cheese
£6.45
Chips & Bread Wrap Regular
£3.95
Chips & Bread Wrap With Cheese
£4.45
Sprite - 0.33L
£0.95
Tango Orange - 1.25L
£2.45
Rio - 0.33L
£0.95
Mineral Water
500ml
£1.00
Kids Fruit Juice Apple
200ml
£0.75
Kids Fruit Juice Orange
200ml
£0.75
Fanta - 0.33L
£0.95
Dr Pepper - 0.33L
£0.95
Diet Coca-Cola 0.33L
£0.95
Diet Coca-Cola 1.25L
£2.45
Coca-Cola 0.33L
£0.95
Coca-Cola 1.25L
£2.45
7-up - 1.25L
£2.45
Cherry Coke - 0.33L
£0.95
Kids Popcorn Chicken
6 pieces, chips & kids fruit juice
£3.95
Kids 7" Cheese & Tomato Pizza with 1 Topping
Kids fruit juice
£3.95
Kids Chicken Nuggets
6 Pieces & chips & kids fruit juice
£3.95
Dip BBQ
£0.45
Dip Burger
£0.45
Dip Chilli
£0.45
Dip Garlic
£0.45
Dip Ketchup
£0.45
Dip Mayo
£0.45
Dip Sour Cream
£0.45
Any Pizza Any Size
Monday - Thursday from menu, excludes stuffed crust
£11.95
Boneless Delight
6 mini fillet, 6 chicken nuggets, popcorn chicken, 2 chips, 2 coleslaw, 4 dips & bottle of soft drink
£17.95
Double Deal Large
Any 2 x pizzas from menu, stuffed crust excluded
£18.95
Double Deal Regular
Any 2 x pizzas from menu, stuffed crust excluded
£14.95
Double Deal X-Large
Any 2 x pizzas from menu, stuffed crust excluded
£20.95
Meal Deal 1
Any regular pizza from menu, stuffed crust excluded
Coleslaw
Choice of 1 side order
Ciabatta garlic bread
Can of soft drink
£14.95
Meal Deal 2
Any large pizza from menu, stuffed crust excluded
Coleslaw
Mixed salad
Choice of 1 side order
Ciabatta garlic bread
Bottle of soft drink
£19.95
Meal Deal 3
Any x-large pizza from menu, stuffed crust excluded
Choice of 2 side orders
Ciabatta garlic bread
Garlic pizza bread with cheese
Bottle of soft drink
£24.95
Pizza Party Large
Any 3 pizzas
Bottle of soft drink
£25.95
Pizza Party Regular
Any 3 pizzas
Bottle of soft drink
£22.95
Pizza Party X-Large
Any 3 pizzas
Bottle of soft drink
£29.95

Contact Us

Find Us

44D Terrace Road, Walton-on-Thames, KT122SA
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We deliver to

KT10, KT12, KT13, KT8, TW16, TW17