About Us
Joker Takeaway is a Pizza takeaway in Walton-on-Thames. Why don't you try our Al Capone Burger or Potato Skins Topping?
Reviews
119 reviews
Amy
"Pizza was burnt but everything else was perfick"
22/10/2021
David
"Second time of ordering, food always on point, tasty and plenty of it"
20/10/2021
Paul
"Good pizza as always"
12/09/2021
Denise
"Excellent"
03/09/2021
Menu
Meal Deal 1
Any regular pizza from menu, stuffed crust excluded
Coleslaw
Choice of 1 side order
Ciabatta garlic bread
Can of soft drink
Coleslaw
Choice of 1 side order
Ciabatta garlic bread
Can of soft drink
£14.95
Meal Deal 2
Any large pizza from menu, stuffed crust excluded
Coleslaw
Mixed salad
Choice of 1 side order
Ciabatta garlic bread
Bottle of soft drink
Coleslaw
Mixed salad
Choice of 1 side order
Ciabatta garlic bread
Bottle of soft drink
£19.95
Meal Deal 3
Any x-large pizza from menu, stuffed crust excluded
Choice of 2 side orders
Ciabatta garlic bread
Garlic pizza bread with cheese
Bottle of soft drink
Choice of 2 side orders
Ciabatta garlic bread
Garlic pizza bread with cheese
Bottle of soft drink
£24.95
Double Deal Regular
Any 2 x pizzas from menu, stuffed crust excluded
£14.95
Double Deal Large
Any 2 x pizzas from menu, stuffed crust excluded
£18.95
Double Deal X-Large
Any 2 x pizzas from menu, stuffed crust excluded
£20.95
Pizza Party Regular
Any 3 pizzas
Bottle of soft drink
Bottle of soft drink
£22.95
Pizza Party Large
Any 3 pizzas
Bottle of soft drink
Bottle of soft drink
£25.95
Pizza Party X-Large
Any 3 pizzas
Bottle of soft drink
Bottle of soft drink
£29.95
Any Pizza Any Size
Monday - Thursday from menu, excludes stuffed crust
£11.95
Boneless Delight
6 mini fillet, 6 chicken nuggets, popcorn chicken, 2 chips, 2 coleslaw, 4 dips & bottle of soft drink
£17.95
Joker Special Pizza 09" Regular
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & cherry tomato
£11.90
Joker Special Pizza 12" Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & cherry tomato
£13.90
Joker Special Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & cherry tomato
£15.90
Meaty Volcano Pizza 09" Regular
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
Hot
Hot
£11.90
Meaty Volcano Pizza 12" Large
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
Hot
Hot
£13.90
Meaty Volcano Pizza 15" X-Large
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
Hot
Hot
£15.90
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza 09" Regular
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£11.30
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza 12" Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£13.30
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza 15" X-Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£15.30
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza 09" Regular
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£11.30
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza 12" Large
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£13.30
Vegetarian Sweet Pizza 15" X-Large
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
£15.30
Vegetarian Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
Vegetarian
Hot
£11.30
Vegetarian Hot Pizza 12" Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
Vegetarian
Hot
£13.30
Vegetarian Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
Vegetarian
Hot
£15.30
Continental Pizza 09" Regular
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£11.30
Continental Pizza 12" Large
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£13.30
Continental Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£15.30
Mexican Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
Hot
£11.30
Mexican Hot Pizza 12" Large
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
Hot
£13.30
Mexican Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
Hot
£15.30
You Make It, We Bake It Pizza 09" Regular
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£11.30
You Make It, We Bake It Pizza 12" Large
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£13.30
You Make It, We Bake It Pizza 15" X-Large
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£15.30
BBQ Chicken Pizza 09" Regular
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£11.30
BBQ Chicken Pizza 12" Large
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£13.30
BBQ Chicken Pizza 15" X-Large
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£15.30
Meat Feast Pizza 09" Regular
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£11.30
Meat Feast Pizza 12" Large
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£13.30
Meat Feast Pizza 15" X-Large
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£15.30
Matador Pizza 09" Regular
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£11.30
Matador Pizza 12" Large
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£13.30
Matador Pizza 15" X-Large
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£15.30
American Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£11.30
American Hot Pizza 12" Large
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£13.30
American Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£15.30
Italian Passion Pizza 09" Regular
Salami, onion, garlic, black olives & sundried tomato
£11.30
Italian Passion Pizza 12" Large
Salami, onion, garlic, black olives & sundried tomato
£13.30
Italian Passion Pizza 15" X-Large
Salami, onion, garlic, black olives & sundried tomato
£15.30
Tandoori Hot Pizza 09" Regular
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£11.30
Tandoori Hot Pizza 12" Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£13.30
Tandoori Hot Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£15.30
Chicken Feast Pizza 09" Regular
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£11.30
Chicken Feast Pizza 12" Large
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£13.30
Chicken Feast Pizza 15" X-Large
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£15.30
San Francisco Pizza 09" Regular
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£11.30
San Francisco Pizza 12" Large
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£13.30
San Francisco Pizza 15" X-Large
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£15.30
New Yorker Pizza 09" Regular
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£11.30
New Yorker Pizza 12" Large
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£13.30
New Yorker Pizza 15" X-Large
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£15.30
Texas BBQ Pizza 09" Regular
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£11.30
Texas BBQ Pizza 12" Large
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£13.30
Texas BBQ Pizza 15" X-Large
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£15.30
Kebab Pizza 09" Regular
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£11.30
Kebab Pizza 12" Large
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£13.30
Kebab Pizza 15" X-Large
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£15.30
Hawaiian Pizza 09" Regular
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£10.50
Hawaiian Pizza 12" Large
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£12.50
Hawaiian Pizza 15" X-Large
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£14.50
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 09" Regular
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£10.50
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 12" Large
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£12.50
Pepperoni Feast Pizza 15" X-Large
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£14.50
Chicken Supreme Pizza 09" Regular
Plain chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£10.50
Chicken Supreme Pizza 12" Large
Plain chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£12.50
Chicken Supreme Pizza 15" X-Large
Plain chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£14.50
Margherita Pizza 09" Regular
Cheese & tomato sauce
£8.90
Margherita Pizza 12" Large
Cheese & tomato sauce
£10.90
Margherita Pizza 15" X-Large
Cheese & tomato sauce
£12.90
Lamb Donner Kebab Wrap Regular
£5.75
Lamb Donner Kebab Wrap With Cheese
£6.25
Chicken Kebab Wrap Regular
£5.95
Chicken Kebab Wrap With Cheese
£6.45
Mixed Chicken & Lamb Donner Wrap Regular
£6.45
Mixed Chicken & Lamb Donner Wrap With Cheese
£6.95
Chips & Bread Wrap Regular
£3.95
Chips & Bread Wrap With Cheese
£4.45
Salad Wrap Regular
£3.95
Salad Wrap With Cheese
£4.45
Meat & Chips Regular
Comes in box
£4.45
Meat & Chips With Cheese
Comes in box
£4.95
Meat & Chips with Salad Regular
Comes in box
£5.75
Meat & Chips with Salad With Cheese
Comes in box
£6.25
Classic American Burger 1/4 Pounder
£3.95
Classic American Burger 1/2 Pounder
£4.95
Cheeseburger 1/4 Pounder
£4.25
Cheeseburger 1/2 Pounder
£5.25
Bacon Burger 1/4 Pounder
£4.25
Bacon Burger 1/2 Pounder
£5.25
Bacon & Cheeseburger 1/4 Pounder
£4.45
Bacon & Cheeseburger 1/2 Pounder
£5.45
Kebab Burger 1/4 Pounder
With garlic sauce, cheese & kebab meat
£4.45
Kebab Burger 1/2 Pounder
With garlic sauce, cheese & kebab meat
£5.45
Tropical Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, ham & pineapple
£4.75
Tropical Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, ham & pineapple
£5.75
Mexican Beef Burger 1/4 Pounder
With chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers & onion rings
£4.75
Mexican Beef Burger 1/2 Pounder
With chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers & onion rings
£5.75
Joker Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, bacon & onion rings
£4.75
Joker Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, bacon & onion rings
£5.75
Jumbo Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, strips of chicken & donner kebab & onion rings
£5.45
Jumbo Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, strips of chicken & donner kebab & onion rings
£6.45
Al Capone Burger 1/4 Pounder
With BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni & fried egg
£5.45
Al Capone Burger 1/2 Pounder
With BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni & fried egg
£6.45
Godfather Burger 1/4 Pounder
With cheese, ham, bacon & fried egg
£5.45
Godfather Burger 1/2 Pounder
With cheese, ham, bacon & fried egg
£6.45
Classic Chicken Burger Small
£4.45
Classic Chicken Burger Large
£5.45
Texas BBQ Chicken Burger Small
BBQ sauce, cheese & onion rings
£4.95
Texas BBQ Chicken Burger Large
BBQ sauce, cheese & onion rings
£5.95
Chicken Deluxe Burger Small
With mayonnaise, cheese, bacon & onion rings
£5.45
Chicken Deluxe Burger Large
With mayonnaise, cheese, bacon & onion rings
£6.45
Mexican Chicken Burger Small
Chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings, jalapeno
£4.95
Mexican Chicken Burger Large
Chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings, jalapeno
£5.95
Veggie Burger - Small
With cheese & onion rings
£4.25
Coleslaw
200g
£1.95
Mixed Salad
Lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber & red cabbage
£2.95
Breaded Garlic Mushrooms (10)
Plus 1 dip
£4.35
Onion Rings (10)
Plus 1 dip
£3.45
Jalapeno Cream Cheese (6)
£4.35
Mac & Cheese (6)
Macaroni pasta in a mozzarella & cheddar cheese sauce coated in crispy breadcrumbs. Plus 1 dip
£4.35
Peking Duck Spring Rolls (6)
Shredded duck, spring onion, carrot julienne & hoisin sauce. Plus 1 dip
£4.35
Breaded Mozzarella Sticks (6)
Plus 1 dip
£4.35
Ciabatta Garlic Bread
£2.45
Ciabatta Garlic Bread with Cheese
£3.45
Garlic Pizza Bread
£3.95
Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese
£4.95
Chips with Cheese
£2.95
Spicy Twister Fries
Plus 1 dip
£3.45
BBQ Ribs Half Rack
£4.95
Chicken Nuggets (10)
Plus 1 dip
£4.45
BBQ Chicken Wings (6)
£4.45
Mini Chicken Fillets (6)
£5.35
Popcorn Chicken
£5.35
Chips Small
With 1 dip
£1.45
Chips Large
With 1 dip
£2.45
Chicken Side Platter
3 spicy wings, 3 BBQ wings, 3 mini fillets, 3 chicken nuggets, popcorn chicken & 2 dips
£7.95
Veggie Side Platter
3 mozzarella sticks, 3 jalapeno cream cheese, 5 onion rings, 5 breaded garlic mushrooms, twister fries & 2 dips
£7.95
Wings & Ribs Side Platter
6 BBQ wings & half rack ribs
£7.95
Dip BBQ
£0.45
Dip Burger
£0.45
Dip Chilli
£0.45
Dip Garlic
£0.45
Dip Ketchup
£0.45
Dip Mayo
£0.45
Dip Sour Cream
£0.45
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml) Belgian Chocolate
£5.45
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml) Cookies & Cream
£5.45
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml) Pralines & Cream
£5.45
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml) Strawberry Cheesecake
£5.45
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml) Vanilla
£5.45
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£3.45
Banoffee Cream Pie
£3.45
Strawberry & White Chocolate Cheesecake
£3.45
Kids Chicken Nuggets
6 Pieces & chips & kids fruit juice
£3.95
Kids Popcorn Chicken
6 pieces, chips & kids fruit juice
£3.95
Kids 7" Cheese & Tomato Pizza with 1 Topping
Kids fruit juice
£3.95
Contact Us
Find Us
44D Terrace Road, Walton-on-Thames, KT122SA
Opening Hours
Monday
17:00 - 23:00
Tuesday
17:00 - 23:00
Wednesday
17:00 - 23:00
Thursday
17:00 - 23:00
Friday
17:00 - 23:00
Saturday
12:00 - 23:00
Sunday
12:00 - 23:00
Please note, delivery times may vary.
We deliver to
KT10, KT12, KT13, KT8, TW16, TW17