About Us
Joker Takeaway is a Pizza takeaway in Walton-on-Thames. Why don't you try our Al Capone Burger or Potato Skins Topping?
Menu
2 Large Signature Pizzas, 2 Sides and Bottle of Soft Drink.
Big portions, big laughs, big flavour.
£43.49
2 Regular Signature Pizzas, 2 Sides and Bottle of Soft Drink
A perfect pairing — no punchline needed.
£37.39
1 Large Signature Pizza, 1 Side and 1 Can of Soft Drink.
Ideal for a solo night in or a quick bite for two.
£19.99
1 Regular Signature Pizza, 1 Side, Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream and 1 Soft Drink
Because every good act deserves a sweet ending.
£22.19
Mini Pizza or Burger, Fries and a Kids Drink
Little bites for little laughs.
£6.99
3 Large Signature Pizzas, 2 Side and 1 Bottle of Soft Drink.
Perfect for a full house of hungry Jokers.
£43.49
1 Bacon Burger, Fries and a Soft Drink
Crispy bacon and a side of satisfaction.
£11.99
1 Classic American Burger (¼ lb), Fries and a Soft Drink
The timeless combo that never misses.
£10.99
1 Joker Burger (with cheese, bacon and onion rings), Fries and a Soft Drink.
The signature favourite — chaos never tasted so good.
£12.49
1 Mexican Beef Burger (with chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeños and onion rings), Fries and a Soft Drink.
Bold, spicy and full of character.
£11.99
1 Tropical Burger (with cheese, ham and pineapple), Fries and a Soft Drink.
A sunny twist on your usual burger night.
£11.99
1 Bacon and Cheese Burger, Fries and a Soft Drink
The best of both worlds — smoky, cheesy, and brilliant.
£12.49
1 Cheese Burger, Fries and a Soft Drink.
Classic, cheesy goodness in every bite.
£11.49
1 Small Classic Chicken Burger, Fries and a Soft Drink.
Golden, crispy, and always a winner.
£10.99
1 Small Texas BBQ Chicken Burger, Fries and a Soft Drink.
Smoky, saucy and seriously tasty.
£11.99
1 Small Mexican Chicken Burger (with chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings and jalapeños), Fries and a Soft Drink.
For those who like a little heat with their bite.
£11.99
Choose any 2 burgers from:
Classic American, Cheese, Bacon, Chicken, or Texas Bbq Chicken
● 2 Fries and 2 Soft Drinks
Perfect for sharing… or not. We won’t tell.
£19.99
Choose 1 burger from:
Classic American, Cheese, or Chicken Burger
● 6 Chicken Wings (Spicy or Bbq) and Fries
The ultimate flavour fix with a little bit of chaos.
£13.49
1 Small Chicken Deluxe Burger (with mayo, cheese and bacon), Fries and a Soft Drink.
Rich, indulgent and impossible to resist.
£12.99
10 Chicken nuggets, chips, can of soft drink
£7.95
6 Mini fillets, chips, can of soft drink
£8.95
Box of popcorn chicken, chips, can of soft drink
£8.95
5 Hot wings, chips, can of soft drink
£7.95
Cheese & tomato sauce
£9.90
Cheese & tomato sauce
£11.90
Cheese & tomato sauce
£13.90
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£12.30
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£14.30
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£16.30
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£12.30
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£14.30
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£16.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£12.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£14.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£16.30
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£12.30
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£14.30
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£16.30
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£11.50
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£13.50
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£15.50
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£11.50
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£13.50
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£15.50
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£12.30
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£14.30
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£16.30
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£12.30
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£14.30
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£16.30
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£12.30
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£14.30
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£16.30
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£12.30
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£14.30
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£16.30
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£12.30
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£14.30
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£16.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£12.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£14.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£16.30
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£12.90
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£14.90
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£16.90
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£12.30
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£14.30
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£16.30
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£12.30
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£14.30
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£16.30
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£12.30
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£14.30
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£16.30
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£12.30
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£14.30
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£16.30
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£12.30
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£14.30
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£16.30
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£12.90
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£14.90
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£16.90
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£12.30
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£14.30
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£16.30
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£11.50
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£13.50
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£15.50
Mon-Thurs. from menu.
Excludes stuffed crust.
£13.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger with chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers and onion rings.
£6.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger with chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers and onion rings.
£7.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with garlic sauce, cheese and kebab meat.
£6.45
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with garlic sauce, cheese and kebab meat.
£7.45
Charcoal grilled beef burger with BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni and a fried egg.
£7.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger with BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni and a fried egg.
£8.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£6.25
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£7.25
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with bacon, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£6.25
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with bacon, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£7.25
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, ham and pineapple.
£6.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, ham and pineapple.
£7.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, bacon and onion rings.
£6.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, bacon and onion rings.
£7.75
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, ham, bacon and a fried egg.
£7.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, ham, bacon and a fried egg.
£8.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, chicken strips, doner kebab meat and onion rings.
£7.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with cheese, chicken strips, doner kebab meat and onion rings.
£8.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£5.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£6.95
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with bacon and cheese, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£6.45
Charcoal grilled beef burger topped with bacon and cheese, served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£7.45
Vegetarian burger topped with cheese and onion rings.
£6.25
Vegetarian burger topped with cheese and onion rings.
£7.25
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with mayonnaise, cheese, bacon and onion rings.
£7.45
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with mayonnaise, cheese, bacon and onion rings.
£8.45
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings and jalapenos.
£6.95
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings and jalapenos.
£7.95
Charcoal grilled chicken burger served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£6.45
Charcoal grilled chicken burger served with lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and burger sauce.
£7.45
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with BBQ sauce, cheese and onion rings.
£6.95
Charcoal grilled chicken burger with BBQ sauce, cheese and onion rings.
£7.95
Sliced lamb donner kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£7.95
Sliced lamb donner kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£8.95
Fresh salad wrapped in flat bread.
£5.95
Fresh salad wrapped in flat bread.
£6.95
Chicken and lamb donner kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£9.95
Chicken and lamb donner kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£10.95
Doner kebab meat served with chips.
£6.95
Doner kebab meat served with chips.
£7.95
Doner kebab meat served with chips and salad.
£7.95
Doner kebab meat served with chips and salad.
£8.95
Chicken kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£8.95
Chicken kebab served with salad and sauce wrapped in flat bread.
£9.95
Chips wrapped in flat bread.
£5.95
Chips wrapped in flat bread.
£6.95
Any burger from menu
Chips
Can of soft drink
£9.95
Any burger from menu
Chips
Can of soft drink
£8.95
6 Popcorn chicken, chips, kids fruit juice
£6.95
6 Chicken nuggets, chips, kids fruit juice
£6.95
1 Topping, kids fruit juice
£6.95
10 chicken nuggets served with 1 dip.
£4.95
6 jalapenos filled with cream cheese.
£4.95
Seasoned twister fries served with 1 dip.
£4.95
6 breaded mini chicken fillets.
£6.95
6 spicy chicken wings.
£5.95
6 chicken wings coated in BBQ sauce.
£5.95
Crispy chips served with 1 dip.
£3.95
Half rack of BBQ ribs.
£6.95
Crispy chips topped with melted cheese.
£4.95
10 pieces served with 1 dip.
£4.95
Toasted ciabatta bread with garlic butter and melted cheese.
£4.45
Toasted ciabatta bread with garlic butter.
£3.45
6 mozzarella sticks served with 1 dip.
£4.95
Sauce dip pot.
£0.45
200g portion of fresh coleslaw.
£2.45
Lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and red cabbage.
£3.45
Pizza base topped with garlic butter.
£4.95
10 breaded onion rings served with 1 dip.
£4.95
Crispy bite sized chicken pieces.
£6.95
6 pieces of macaroni pasta in mozzarella and cheddar cheese sauce coated in crispy breadcrumbs, served with 1 dip.
£5.95
Pizza base topped with garlic butter and melted cheese.
£5.95
6 Mini fillets, 6 chicken nuggets, 2 chips, popcorn chicken, 2 coleslaw, 4 dips, bottle of soft drink
£19.95
3 Spicy wings, 3 BBQ wings, 3 mini fillets, 3 chicken nuggets, popcorn chicken & 2 dips
£10.95
3 Mozzarella sticks, 3 jalapeno cream cheese, 5 onion rings, 5 breaded garlic mushrooms, twister fries & 2 dips
£10.95
6 BBQ wings & half rack ribs
£10.95
Cans 330ml
£1.50
Apple or Orange
£0.95
Mineral Water 500ml
£1.50
Bottles 1.25-1.5ltr
£3.50
Banana and toffee pie topped with cream.
£3.95
460ml tub of Haagen-Dazs ice cream.
£6.95
Rich chocolate sponge cake with chocolate fudge.
£3.95
Creamy cheesecake with strawberry and white chocolate.
£3.95
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
£9.95
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
£5.95
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
£7.95
Any kebab wrap from menu, chips, can of soft drink
£10.95
Any kebab wrap from menu, chips, can of soft drink
£9.95
Find Us
London
44D Terrace Road, London, KT122Opening Hours
| Monday | 16:30 - 22:45 |
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| Tuesday | 16:30 - 22:45 |
| Wednesday | 16:30 - 22:45 |
| Thursday | 16:30 - 22:45 |
| Friday | 16:30 - 23:45 |
| Saturday | 16:30 - 23:45 |
| Sunday | 16:30 - 22:45 |
| Monday | 12:00 - 14:00 17:00 - 22:45 |
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| Tuesday | 12:00 - 14:00 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Wednesday | 12:00 - 14:00 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Thursday | 12:00 - 14:00 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Friday | 12:00 - 14:00 17:00 - 23:45 |
| Saturday | 17:00 - 23:45 |
| Sunday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
Delivery times may vary