About Us
Joker Takeaway is a Pizza takeaway in Walton-on-Thames. Why don't you try our Al Capone Burger or Potato Skins Topping?
Menu
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£12.30
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£14.30
Mushrooms, green pepper, pepperoni, black olives & sweetcorn
£16.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£12.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£14.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, jalapeno, cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Vegetarian
Hot
£16.30
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£12.30
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£14.30
Onion, red pepper, double spicy beef, jalapeno & cherry tomato topped with chilli sauce
Hot
£16.30
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£12.30
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£14.30
Pepperoni, chorizo sausage, ham, spicy beef & salami
£16.30
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£11.50
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£13.50
Double pepperoni & extra cheese
£15.50
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£12.30
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£14.30
BBQ sauce base, mushroom, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon & spicy beef
£16.30
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£12.30
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£14.30
Chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, onion, mushroom & cherry tomato
£16.30
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£12.30
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£14.30
Onions, mushrooms, red pepper, sweetcorn & pineapple
Vegetarian
£16.30
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£11.50
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£13.50
Mushroom, ham & pineapple
£15.50
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£12.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£14.30
Onions, mushrooms, mixed pepper, sweetcorn & cherry tomato
Vegetarian
£16.30
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£11.50
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£13.50
Grilled chicken, mushroom & sweetcorn
£15.50
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£12.30
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£14.30
4 Toppings of your choice & extra cheese
£16.30
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£12.30
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£14.30
Onion, mixed peppers, pepperoni, jalapeno & cherry tomato
£16.30
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£12.30
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£14.30
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy chicken & jalapeno
£16.30
Mon-Thurs. from menu.
Excludes stuffed crust.
£13.95
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£12.30
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£14.30
BBQ sauce base, onion, red pepper, sweetcorn, double spicy chicken
£16.30
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£12.30
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£14.30
Donner meat, onion, mixed pepper, cherry tomato topped with garlic sauce
£16.30
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£12.30
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£14.30
BBQ sauce base, spicy beef, smoky bacon, onion & mushroom
£16.30
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£12.90
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£14.90
Mushroom, onion, mixed peppers, spicy beef, ham, pepperoni, smoky bacon & tomato
£16.90
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£12.30
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£14.30
Double plain chicken, double spicy chicken & sweetcorn
£16.30
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£12.90
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£14.90
Pepperoni, spicy beef, spicy chicken, chorizo sausage, smoky bacon, jalapeno topped with chilli sauce
£16.90
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£12.30
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£14.30
Ham, pepperoni, sweetcorn & pineapple
£16.30
Cheese & tomato sauce
£9.90
Cheese & tomato sauce
£11.90
Cheese & tomato sauce
£13.90
With cheese, ham & pineapple
£6.75
With cheese, ham & pineapple
£7.75
£6.25
£7.25
With cheese, bacon & onion rings
£6.75
With cheese, bacon & onion rings
£7.75
With cheese, ham, bacon & fried egg
£7.95
With cheese, ham, bacon & fried egg
£8.95
£6.25
£7.25
With chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers & onion rings
£6.75
With chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeno peppers & onion rings
£7.75
£5.95
£6.95
With cheese, strips of chicken & doner kebab & onion rings
£7.95
With cheese, strips of chicken & doner kebab & onion rings
£8.95
With garlic sauce, cheese & kebab meat
£6.45
With garlic sauce, cheese & kebab meat
£7.45
With BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni & fried egg
£7.95
With BBQ sauce, cheese, pepperoni & fried egg
£8.95
£6.45
£7.45
£6.45
£7.45
With mayonnaise, cheese, bacon & onion rings
£7.45
With mayonnaise, cheese, bacon & onion rings
£8.45
With cheese & onion rings
£6.25
With cheese & onion rings
£7.25
Chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings, jalapeno
£6.95
Chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings, jalapeno
£7.95
BBQ sauce, cheese & onion rings
£6.95
BBQ sauce, cheese & onion rings
£7.95
£5.95
£6.95
£5.95
£6.95
£7.95
£8.95
£8.95
£9.95
£6.95
£7.95
£7.95
£8.95
£9.95
£10.95
Any burger from menu
Chips
Can of soft drink
£9.95
Any burger from menu
Chips
Can of soft drink
£8.95
1 Topping, kids fruit juice
£6.95
6 Popcorn chicken, chips, kids fruit juice
£6.95
6 Chicken nuggets, chips, kids fruit juice
£6.95
Any kebab wrap from menu, chips, can of soft drink
£10.95
Any kebab wrap from menu, chips, can of soft drink
£9.95
1/2 Rack
£6.95
Lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber & red cabbage
£3.45
6pcs
£5.95
6pcs
£6.95
6pcs
£4.95
£4.45
£4.95
10pcs plus 1 dip
£4.95
£6.95
10pcs plus 1 dip
£4.95
6pcs plus 1 dip
£4.95
6pcs
£5.95
£5.95
£4.95
6pcs plus 1 dip
Macaroni pasta in a mozzarella & cheddar cheese sauce coated in crispy bread crumbs
£5.95
£3.45
Plus 1 dip
£4.95
£0.45
10pcs plus 1 dip
£4.95
200gr
£2.45
Plus 1 dip
£3.95
6 BBQ wings & half rack ribs
£10.95
3 Mozzarella sticks, 3 jalapeno cream cheese, 5 onion rings, 5 breaded garlic mushrooms, twister fries & 2 dips
£10.95
3 Spicy wings, 3 BBQ wings, 3 mini fillets, 3 chicken nuggets, popcorn chicken & 2 dips
£10.95
6 Mini fillets, 6 chicken nuggets, 2 chips, popcorn chicken, 2 coleslaw, 4 dips, bottle of soft drink
£19.95
£3.50
Apple or Orange
£0.95
£1.50
£1.50
£3.95
£3.95
460ml
£6.95
£3.95
6 Mini fillets, chips, can of soft drink
£8.95
10 Chicken nuggets, chips, can of soft drink
£7.95
Box of popcorn chicken, chips, can of soft drink
£8.95
5 Hot wings, chips, can of soft drink
£7.95
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
£9.95
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
£5.95
Any pizza, any time from the menu
Excludes stuffed crust
£7.95
2 Large Signature Pizzas, 2 Sides and Bottle of Soft Drink.
Big portions, big laughs, big flavour.
£43.49
1 Large Signature Pizza, 1 Side and 1 Can of Soft Drink.
Ideal for a solo night in or a quick bite for two.
£19.99
2 Regular Signature Pizzas, 2 Sides and Bottle of Soft Drink
A perfect pairing — no punchline needed.
£37.39
3 Large Signature Pizzas, 2 Side and 1 Bottle of Soft Drink.
Perfect for a full house of hungry Jokers.
£43.49
1 Regular Signature Pizza, 1 Side, Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream and 1 Soft Drink
Because every good act deserves a sweet ending.
£22.19
Mini Pizza or Burger, Fries and a Kids Drink
Little bites for little laughs.
£6.99
1 Mexican Beef Burger (with chilli sauce, cheese, jalapeños and onion rings), Fries and a Soft Drink.
Bold, spicy and full of character.
£11.99
1 Tropical Burger (with cheese, ham and pineapple), Fries and a Soft Drink.
A sunny twist on your usual burger night.
£11.99
1 Cheese Burger, Fries and a Soft Drink.
Classic, cheesy goodness in every bite.
£11.49
1 Bacon and Cheese Burger, Fries and a Soft Drink
The best of both worlds — smoky, cheesy, and brilliant.
£12.49
1 Classic American Burger (¼ lb), Fries and a Soft Drink
The timeless combo that never misses.
£10.99
1 Joker Burger (with cheese, bacon and onion rings), Fries and a Soft Drink.
The signature favourite — chaos never tasted so good.
£12.49
1 Bacon Burger, Fries and a Soft Drink
Crispy bacon and a side of satisfaction.
£11.99
1 Small Mexican Chicken Burger (with chilli sauce, cheese, onion rings and jalapeños), Fries and a Soft Drink.
For those who like a little heat with their bite.
£11.99
Choose 1 burger from:
Classic American, Cheese, or Chicken Burger
● 6 Chicken Wings (Spicy or Bbq) and Fries
The ultimate flavour fix with a little bit of chaos.
£13.49
1 Small Classic Chicken Burger, Fries and a Soft Drink.
Golden, crispy, and always a winner.
£10.99
Choose any 2 burgers from:
Classic American, Cheese, Bacon, Chicken, or Texas Bbq Chicken
● 2 Fries and 2 Soft Drinks
Perfect for sharing… or not. We won’t tell.
£19.99
1 Small Texas BBQ Chicken Burger, Fries and a Soft Drink.
Smoky, saucy and seriously tasty.
£11.99
1 Small Chicken Deluxe Burger (with mayo, cheese and bacon), Fries and a Soft Drink.
Rich, indulgent and impossible to resist.
£12.99
Find Us
London
44D Terrace Road, London, KT122Opening Hours
| Monday | 16:30 - 22:45 |
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| Tuesday | 16:30 - 22:45 |
| Wednesday | 16:30 - 22:45 |
| Thursday | 16:30 - 22:45 |
| Friday | 16:30 - 23:45 |
| Saturday | 16:30 - 23:45 |
| Sunday | 16:30 - 22:45 |
| Monday | 12:00 - 14:00 17:00 - 22:45 |
|---|---|
| Tuesday | 12:00 - 14:00 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Wednesday | 12:00 - 14:00 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Thursday | 12:00 - 14:00 17:00 - 22:45 |
| Friday | 12:00 - 14:00 17:00 - 23:45 |
| Saturday | 17:00 - 23:45 |
| Sunday | 17:00 - 22:45 |
Delivery times may vary